reason why i hate people #1 (look forward to many more)
they dont seem to realise that i can sit comfortably for hours in a silence without feeling the need to make small talk.

im so miserable. but the warning on the cord of my new window blind made me laugh:
these individual tassel cords reduce the stragulation hazard in the pull cord by removing the loop. this device will not prevent strangulation hazard if young children wrap pull cords around their necks.

the best thing kali has ever said (& she says lots of good things) was: "i dont like the hilltop hoods. they're too hip hop for me."

there's a sign at parliament station that reads: "to combat criminal, anti-social & offensive behaviour, these toilets will be closed from 9:00 pm every night."
anti-social behaviour? is that such a threat to the establishment?

i was on the train the other day, and the guy next to me told his friend over the phone that he was "training it". i'd like to have little phrases like that.

this weekend i think i'll stay up to watch the hottest 100 on rage, then drag myself out of bed on sunday to go to the st kilda festival. supposedly with people from school, but i think i'll go on my own instead.

i realise this post has been fragmented & crazy, but it all comes from observations scribbled on bits of paper, all hoping to become eljay posts someday.

just before i was sitting cross-legged and i tried to stand up but my foot got caught in my skirt and i fell off the chair.

there is no point to this entry, just a public post for  quietthomas.</span>

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today with be a good day because i say so.

and my friend has a "got jesus?" pen. religious people can be so funny.

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im just showing off my new icon, featuring the lovely quietthomas. it cracks me up, so i hope it makes your day as well. 

today i've been told i look like:

• that girl from romy and michelle's high school reunion and the truth about cats and dogs;
• a flapper;
• a three year old;
• a china doll;
• some girl who's name brayden didn't remember;
• chucky's bride.

all because of the fringe.

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omg i like so totally have a fringe. i am like so totally retro.

or something.

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today

• i used studio lighting, and im afraid i can never go back. it's brilliant! no more chasing the sun around.
• i counted my cardigans, and i have 15.
• i tried to go on a diet. it seemed that everyone but me had been on a diet before in their lives, so i wanted to see what i was missing out on. abosofreakinlutely nothing.
• i talked to an ex boyfriend, and am now wondering how the hell i stayed with such a complete moron for nine months.

today a girl told me that she's only ever going to remember me by the "doesn't a skirt that short make you feel obscene?" comment i made one day.

i laughed.

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i've been inspired by the lovely bedauern

i want to write letters. about anything, to anyone. so leave me your address here, or email it to me, and await your letter.

by the way, im serious.

Through the summer Alabama collected soldiers' insignia.  By autumn she had a glove box full. No other girl had more and even then she'd lost some. So many dances and rides and so many golden bars and silver bars and bombs and castles and flags and even a serpent to represent them all in her cushioned box. Every night she wore a new one.

- Zelda Fitzgerald